Bathroom Marriage

Last week Cameron and I were at dinner with my Grandma.

Whenever we go out to eat, Cameron always visits the restroom at least twice, sometimes more often. He's done this ever since he was potty trained, so since the age of 2 or 3, but he'll never admit that he has a fascination with the bathroom. He always says he has to "go."

While eating our dinner, Cameron says out of the blue, "When I get married, I am going to get married in the bathroom. I don't want to get married in no fancy schmancy place, I want to get married in the bathroom." I almost choked on my pasta when I heard that.

Trying to maintain astraight face, I asked "well, who are you going to marry?" And he said he didn't know. My Grandma then commented, "Well, I won't be coming to a wedding in no stinky bathroom." That made Cameron laugh.

So then, we asked him, "well, what if the person you marry doesn't want to get married in the bathroom?" And Cameron's response? "Why wouldn't she?"

My boy sure loves his bathrooms…..and boy, do I have some great blackmail for when he gets older! Hehehehe…..